Just like that, a baby was born. A baby clad in glitter, various shades of pink, smelling like vodka & screaming for the beach.

Even since before our “birth” (aka launch of this site) we always make every attempt to supply products which are both affordable and fun. Please keep your sense of humor in tact while you enjoy browsing. If you don’t like what you see or are one to be offended easily, then best of wishes to you as your mouse finds the clicks to take you far and away from here. Otherwise, feel free to contact us with any questions, concerns, custom orders, special requests, and/or pretty much anything!

This website is just like the world – evolving everyday – we’ll try not to change too fast, but baby has a lead foot and places to see. Keep up with us, loves. It’ll be worth it.

xoxo ~